Shannan Chevallier Updates to Rotary on the Parks & Recreation Board

On March 9, 2022, Winnfield’s Rotary Club was favored with a report from Shannan Chevallier about improvements and advancements of Winnfield’s Parks and Recreation centers. Mrs. Chevallier is the Chairman of Winnfield’s Parks & Recreation Board, a volunteer board put in place during the term of former Mayor Kiah Beville, which was charged with the task of developing a master plan to update and improve recreational sites and increase recreational opportunities for Winnfield city.

The City had received a grant of $300,000 for parks and recreation, and the best use of those funds was the focus of the board. The primary objectives for obtaining the grant were to increase the use of the various recreational facilities in town and to improve the health of the citizens by offering more recreational opportunities at the existing facilities. Winn Parish has high rates of obesity, and coronary artery disease is one of the main causes of death in our community. The board was assisted by a consultant from the Rapides Foundation in developing methods to obtain input from the citizens of Winnfield about improvements they desired in the community. With this help, it was able to organize a forum in different neighborhoods to get ideas and preferences in person, and a survey was sent to Winnfield’s water and sewage customers to collect information on the desires of a large percentage of people in the city.

Chevallier reported that the most popular idea was the creation of a splashpad.  However, the board learned that not only are splash pads very expensive to create, but they are even more expensive to operate and maintain. While that project is still under consideration, the board’s master plan gave a higher priority to improvement of the existing recreational sites around town.

None of the existing playground equipment in the parks met standard safety requirements, so the first priority of the plan was to obtain playground equipment which does meet those safety standards, and next was to refurbish the Grove Street Recreation Center, which had not been done for more than 50 years.

Among the accomplishments of the Parks and Recreation Department under the guidance of the Board are replacement of flooring of the Grove Street center, painting of the entire facility, installation of batting cages for use by the general public, new basketball goals, placement of a cushioned surface and new safety-compliant equipment for the playground, while refurbishing a few existing structures which were kept. The Grove Street rec building is the most rented of all buildings available to be rented from the city of Winnfield. A second grant from the Rapides Foundation allowed the addition of an asphalt-paved walking trail, with arches and other pieces erected beside the trail at different points along the way, at the Grove Street Rec. Unfortunately, the price of materials to construct the trail increased so much from the planning stages to the actual building phase of construction that the ends of the trail could not be extended far enough to connect them. Construction was completed about a month ago, and the trail is ready for use.

Future plans for this park include erection of some dedicated pieces and installation of pieces of fitness equipment along the walking trial and dusk to dawn lighting. Family events, nutrition and health workshops and events, will be held at the Grove Street facility, and plans are in the works to encourage development of “mow-eye” groups, small groups of 5 to 7 people who meet at the park regularly to walk and exercise, who check up on each other, and hold each other accountable to continue an exercise regimen.

For the small park on Long Street off Highway 167, behind Brenda’s Chicken, the children in the neighborhood now have a new play set, bathrooms, swings, and new basketball goals. Shannan noted that this park is being well-used, and the improvements were quite worthwhile.

Work is ongoing in the Henderson-Holden park on Moss Street, next to the Henderson apartments. New bathrooms are in the works and some of the structures in the park are being updated. A new walking trail will be laid in place of the current one, and adult fitness equipment will be installed alongside the walking trials in the park. The new trail is included in the next phase of the latest grant.

Finally, in the Narvin Powell Memorial Park on South Pineville Street near the Winnfield Housing Authority office, all equipment, which was not compliant with safety guidelines was removed, and a new play structure erected along with the placement of other playground equipment. Picnic tables and trashcans have been added. Raising of the memorial stone in memory of Narvin Powell, a Winnfield City Police Officer killed in the line of duty, is in progress. Also planned is reconstruction of the retaining wall to prevent erosion due to collection of water.

Plans are in the works for a Winn Parish Social Community Garden, funded via a HYPE grant, in which youth are empowered to lead the project. The kids in Winnfield’s FFA decided they want to learn about gardening, and came up with the idea for a community garden. The property for the garden has been donated to the project by Steve Shelton. It’s located by the primary school, and the youth have already constructed the raised beds for the garden. Gardening clinics will be held with the youth, as well as with families to teach gardening skills not just to the kids, but to entire families, and the produce will be shared within the community. This project will also include blessing boxes, where nonperishable food items may be left for the benefit of anyone who needs it, a butterfly garden, a painted rock garden, and food demonstrations on preparing the foods grown in the garden. There will also be a Story Walk, with concrete posts holding a written story installed beside a walking track, for those in the garden to read as they walk along the path. This will not only get kids outside, and get them walking, but entertain them and improve literacy rates with increased reading practice.

A community garden is also planned for the east side of town near the Grove Street rec.

Much progress has been made in improving and refurbishing the recreational facilities in Winnfield since the Winnfield Parks and Recreation Board began its work, although it has been slower than Mrs. Chevallier would have liked, and more to come. In addition to making decisions about the best use of the first Rapides Foundation grant for parks and recreation, the board has obtained additional grants from the Foundation and other sources. More improvements are on the horizon, so get outside, Mrs. Chevallier says, especially now that the spring season is here, and use the local parks for your activities, exercising and recreational enjoyment, visit the sites of the community gardens and see what is going on there, and join a group of compatible people who will help you stay active and involved in your community.

The Rotary meeting was adjourned, as customary, with the motto, “Service above self!”


Gail Shelton Speaks About Trip to Iceland to Kiwanis

Iceland, not on the bucket list, was Gail Shelton’s first international trip since Covid She had several trips planned (Ireland, Spain) that were cancelled . As told to Kiwanis this trip was one that was available and she and her daughter decided to go. You go to Iceland to see the Northern Lights therefore you go in the winter because it is dark. In the summer it is daylight all day. It is a 6 hour flight from New York, leaving at 7:30 PM and arriving in Iceland around 7 AM (Iceland time). Then they had to stay up all day on Monday. They stayed in the city of Reykjavik. There were 31 people on their tour, a very diverse group of people from all over the US. Their tour guide was from Poland originally but had lived in Iceland for 17 years and spoke the language.

Iceland is about the size of Alabama and everyone lives in the coastal area. The interior is mostly uninhabited. It is one of the oldest democracies in the world. In AD 930 the first parliament and government was elected. It is the safest country in the world. There is no military and no guns. The police do not even carry guns.

When they hunt they use bow and arrows. The population of the whole country is 330,000. Most people are related. Gail said there was a dating app so people don’t date their cousin.
Geothermal is used there, steam and hot water. They tap into the volcanos for energy. There are 30 active volcanos and over 100 total most of which are dormant. The sidewalks are heated and the floors in the homes are heated. The country is very eco friendly and they recycle everything. The temperature while they were there was in the 20-30 range.

As far as food goes they serve a lot of fish (haddock, cod, salmon, trout) and seafood, broiled or baked. Fishing is a big deal. They have beef and sheep. There are more sheep than people in Iceland. The grow fruits and vegetables in big greenhouses . The only fast food was Starbucks but people in Iceland drink a lot of coffee. A reindeer hotdog was considered fast food. Near the hotel was a food court that had all nationalities of food.

In the schools children are taught 3 languages-Icelandic, English and Danish. Of course they would speak Icelandic at home.

There are very few trees because the Vikings used them to build boats. But there
is a reforestation project going on.

The Golden Circle is Iceland’s prominent tourist destination. It takes you to two magnificent waterfalls and the Blue Lagoon. The Blue Lagoon is a spa where you don bathing suits and go in the water. They give facials (black and white) so people are in the water with black and white faces. It is supposed to be very healthy for you. They also went to the Black Sand Beach. The beaches are black because of the lava from volcanoes. The rocky outcroppings get worn down by the waves which are very strong. It is very dangerous to go in the water because of the undertow.

They did not see the Northern Lights. The first two days they were there it snowed and was cloudy and overcast. You can only see the Northern Lights on a clear night in winter 18 hours after a solar storm. However, they did get to see them in a museum presentation.

Iceland is a stunningly beautiful place especially with the snow. Gail said her daughter said it would be fun to see in the summer to see the difference.

To travel internationally and fly required a negative Covid test before you boarded the plane and before you could come back.


Senior Parents & Students – Rotary Club of Winnfield Now Accepting 2022 Scholarship Applications – Deadline is April 18

The Rotary Club of Winnfield (the club) is excited to announce that the club is accepting applications from high school seniors for its two scholarships.

The club is pleased to offer two $1500 scholarships to high school seniors who plan to pursue post-secondary studies at a university, community college or technical college.

The scholarships are the Lawrence I. White Rotary Scholarship, offered solely to WSHS seniors, and the Thomas H. Harrel Memorial Scholarship, available to seniors parish-wide.

WSHS seniors may use the WSHS-Scholarship Packet to apply for both scholarships. Seniors at Dodson, Calvin and Atlanta High School please use T.H.-Harrell-Scholarship Packet to apply.

The application deadline is April 18, 2022. Applications can be turned into school counselors or submitted via email to rotaryclubwinnla@gmail.com.

For more information, you may contact the Rotary Club of Winnfield President Jodi Taylor at 832-573-5085 or President Elect Mary Lou Blackley at 318-481-0227. 

Download applications and information here – 


Angler’s Perspective – Forward-Facing Sonar….Is It Ethical?

Since the first-time man ever wet a hook, he has always looked for an advantage, a way to figure out the best way to catch fish. Bass anglers especially have been obsessed with trying to find and locate bass in all kinds of water clarity. But today, anglers have access to fish finding instruments that can read the date on a dime in 30 feet of water. I really believe you could navigate to Mars with the electronics anglers have on their boats today. Tournament anglers are spending $15,000 on their fish finding units for the sole purpose of catching bass. Not all tournament anglers can afford this, and it’s created a major advantage for those who can. It’s a case of the haves vs. the have nots. Tournaments are being won on a weekly basis with these forward-facing sonars.  Due to these advancements, it’s no longer a level playing field. Which brings up the question…. Is it ethical? Have we made bass and crappie fishing too easy? Will this come back to bite anglers after a few years of using these high advanced fish locating devices?

To understand how far sonars have come, let’s first go back to the late 1960’s with an instrument known as a flasher. This device was what started the electronics revolution. It was a round digital sonar that registered the depth and showed anything between the bottom and the surface with a red flashing line. Just like any electronic device that’s new, these were not cheap and only anglers with deep pockets could afford one of these.

Then came the paper graph. Now this was truly cutting-edge technology that came out in the early 70’s. This unit would print out a paper copy of the contour of the bottom and show fish suspended and even along the bottom. You could see stumps, trees, and underwater grass. It was a true mapping of the entire water column. Anglers would take these printed copies and keep them on file for use in future events.

During the 1980’s, sonar became the craze of the fishing world as companies like Humminbird unleashed their LCR (Liquid Crystal Recorder) which was so advanced it was scary. This revolutionized the marine industry with its detailed structure, zoom capability, sensitivity control, high speed tracking, waterproofness, and a screen you could actually see in the bright sunlight, which was a big problem for earlier sonars.

Now fast forward to today with what Garmin calls “Livescope” and Lowrance calls “Active Target Live.” Garmin was the first to come out with this new forward-facing sonar. A unit that allows you to see fish up to 60 or 70 feet in front of your boat live and in real time. Now THIS is a game changer!!! Anglers now cannot only see fish swimming, but when they bite the lure. It’s basically a video game on the front of your boat!!! If you do not have this level of electronics on your boat today, you’re probably fishing for 2nd place.  

But this level of technology has raised questions and has become a hot topic for anglers across America. Some want it banned and think it should not be allowed in tournament competition. They think it gives anglers an unfair advantage. But they would be wrong. No matter what device is ever invented, there’s been nothing that will make fish bite a lure. Even looking at fish on a screen does not guarantee success. Anglers still must figure out a way to trigger fish into biting. But forward-facing sonar does help to locate fish a lot quicker and it allows anglers to zero in on larger fish.

From an angler’s perspective, forward facing sonar (Garmin’s Live Scope) just might be the greatest invention the fishing industry has ever seen. Once again, from the first-time man has ever wet a hook, he has always looked for a way to make it easier to find and catch fish. This will never change and when it comes to technology, there is no telling what lies ahead with regards to the fishing industry. Till next time, good luck, good fishing and don’t forget to set the hook!

Steve Graf
Daiwa/SPRO Pro Staffer


United Way of Central Louisiana Launches Women United

ALEXANDRIA, LA—United Way of Central Louisiana will launch Women United on March 31 at their inaugural event. The event will be held at the Northwestern Alexandria location. This event will be an informational session to bring local women together to create solutions for our community. As an integral part of United Way, Women United® advocates for women who want to further their education. We are a diverse and vibrant community and with our powerful, global network of women leaders over 70,000 strong, Women United® is a powerful force for good in the areas of income, education, and health.

At United Way of Central Louisiana, we tackle the issues that matter most to the people who call it home. We empower each other to leverage our passions, ideas, expertise, and resources to boost every woman’s chance for success in school, work, and life. Women United® of UWCL focuses on education largely for the women of our ALICE population. Our partnership with Northwestern University and their CenLA Stem program is a great way to draw more women into our stem career paths and to encourage our future female leaders. If you are interested please register on our website http://www.uwcl.org or on Eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/women-united-tickets-291551226567

About United Way of Central Louisiana: UWCL was formed in 1954 to facilitate the work of community organizations through fundraising and community dialogue. Our mission is to link people and resources for a stronger community in central Louisiana. We fight for the health, education, and financial stability of every person in every community. We are committed to honoring, embracing, and harnessing the power of diversity of all Central Louisiana residents to create a stronger community for all. We leverage the relationships of individuals, businesses, nonprofits, and government to achieve lasting change.

About CenLASTEM: CenlaSTEM is the Region 6 STEM Center located in Alexandria and hosted by Northwestern State University. One of the nine centers in the Louisiana Regional STEM Network, CenlaSTEM provides regional opportunities for Pk-16 faculty, students, and STEM partners, to engage in activities that promote STEM culture and literacy, experiential learning, and prepare a STEM workforce for the future. The STEM center supports activities and experiences where students of all ages become immersed in challenging, problem-based learning experiences and engage in scientific inquiry. CenlaSTEM is working to build a collaborative, sustainable, infrastructure for STEM that fosters collaborative opportunities. Our initiative is closing the opportunity gap for underrepresented and underserved populations to engage in Louisiana’s STEM workforce and economy. The regional centers collaborate on numerous initiatives. In addition, they are connected and serve the statewide LaSTEM Advisory Council.


Notice of Death March 17, 2022

NATCHITOCHES:
Douglas Rachal, Sr.
November 5, 1940 – March 15, 2022
Service: Friday, March 18 at 10 am at Fairview Baptist Church

Michael Glenn Sparks
January 16, 1978 – March 11, 2022
Service: Saturday, March 19 at 1 pm in the chapel of Blanchard-St. Denis Funeral Home

Hardrick Rivers
September 12, 1956 – March 10, 2022
Service: Monday, March 21, 2022 at the Natchitoches Events Center, 750 Second Street, Natchitoches, LA 71457 at 11am. The casketed remains will lie in state from 9:00 a. m. until service time.


Winnfield Police Officers Respond to Homicide

Official Winnfield Police Department Press Release

Winnfield Police Officers responded to a stabbing on North St John Street around 11:00 pm last evening. Upon, arrival they learned that a Winnfield man, Thomas K. Spillers, Jr, age 39, had been stabbed by another male suspect.

Efforts to revive Spillers were unsuccessful. With the assistance of the Winn Parish Sheriff’s Office, the investigation resulted in the arrest of Jimmy Keen, age 51, currently living at the N. St John Street address.

Keen has been charged with 2nd Degree Murder and is currently held at the Winn Parish Detention Center.

Bond has not been set.


Home Town Heroes – Fighting Fires with Forcum

By: Kaycie Kile
WPJ Reporter

A hero is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or rare and noble qualities. The term is a familiar one we’ve all heard or alluded to once or twice in our lives. However, these days it’s more readily associated with nearly indestructible beings that spring from between pages and flicker across our screens.

Let’s be honest; most “heroes” that come to mind have serious advantages over the average earth dweller. Gifts like superhuman reflexes, sparkling charisma, supernatural abilities, and you can’t forget–great hair.

Don’t get me wrong; fictional heroes have their place, and I’ve got my fangirl favorites, but I’ve sidestepped the reality for too long. Sooner or later, we all require something more tangible. There are sincere and brave hands within my community consistently working and protecting us every day that I’ve neglected to appreciate. Ordinary folks who do extraordinary things, asking for little while risking a great deal with no expectation of recognition or reward. Flesh and blood heroes whose qualities and actions speak for themselves, much like those of Melissa “Mel” Forcum, active firewoman of the WPFD3 (Winn Parish Fire District 3).

Mel is a confident force of nature whose dedication and love for her role in and out of the firehouse may burn brighter than the piquant flames she extinguishes across the Parish for us.

Making small-town history by becoming the first-ever active firewoman in the department back in 2018 was just the beginning. Now four years and counting, this hard-working single mother of two has recently passed her Firefighter One exam, a significant accomplishment considering all the prerequisites and preparations necessary to attempt the test.

Forcum continues to blaze through every obstacle that comes her way with no intentions of slowing down or changing vocations. “The job is constantly evolving, and every call is different. You are continually learning. The moment you stop and realize you aren’t, that’s when you need to find yourself a new job,” says Forcum.

Fighting fires wasn’t a brand-new concept for Mel. Thanks to her father, Randy Forcum, one could almost call the passion hereditary. Mr. Forcum began the family’s legacy in 1985 when he joined the department in Neosho, Missouri; he went on to serve an impressive 30 years before his medical retirement in 2006. Though Mr. Forcum is no longer with his family, having lost his battle with cancer in 2016, he has taken up permanent residence in Mel’s heart and mind. According to Mel, he remains a continuous source of motivation for her and her children.

Considering that only five percent of the current active fire force in America is female, it makes Mel’s accomplishments even more exciting and worthy of recognition. But, it isn’t just the idea of a woman thriving in a long-stereotyped career path that makes Mel so newsworthy—it’s her unmistakable character. WPFD3’s very own Fire Chief, Harry Foster, has described her as “-a valuable asset to the fire force, someone who continues to step up and fill any need that forms within our unit.”

Mr. Foster would also have the citizens of Winn Parish know that there is a constant need for capable and brave individuals like Forcum and her comrades. “From volunteer, part-time, and even full time, we could use all the able and willing hands we can get to better serve and protect this parish.”

It’s as easy as riding down to the station and filling out an application! Remember to thank your civil servants for their daily sacrifice and actions on our behalf. Our community couldn’t be what it is today without people like Mel and all first responder’s consistent efforts.

Know a “Hometown Hero?” Email us at wpj@winnparishjournal.com


Rotary Club of Winnfield Now Accepting 2022 Scholarship Applications – Deadline is April 18

The Rotary Club of Winnfield (the club) is excited to announce that the club is accepting applications from high school seniors for its two scholarships.

The club is pleased to offer two $1500 scholarships to high school seniors who plan to pursue post-secondary studies at a university, community college or technical college.

The scholarships are the Lawrence I. White Rotary Scholarship, offered solely to WSHS seniors, and the Thomas H. Harrel Memorial Scholarship, available to seniors parish-wide.

WSHS seniors may use the WSHS-Scholarship Packet to apply for both scholarships. Seniors at Dodson, Calvin and Atlanta High School please use T.H.-Harrell-Scholarship Packet to apply.

The application deadline is April 18, 2022. Applications can be turned into school counselors or submitted via email to rotaryclubwinnla@gmail.com.

For more information, you may contact the Rotary Club of Winnfield President Jodi Taylor at 832-573-5085 or President Elect Mary Lou Blackley at 318-481-0227. 

Download applications and information here – 


Winn Parish Early Voting Stats as of 3-15-22

Early voting is March 12-19 (excluding Sunday, March 13) from 8:30 AM – 6 PM.

  • The deadline to request an absentee ballot is March 22 by 4:30 PM. You can request an absentee ballot online through our Voter Portal or in writing through your Registrar of Voters Office (other than military and overseas voters).
  • The deadline for a registrar of voters to receive a voted abentee ballot is March 25 by 4:30 PM (other than military and overseas voters).
  • On election day, the polls are open from 7 AM – 8 PM.

Winn Parish Early Voting Results through Tuesday, March 15, 2022.

TotalIn PersonAbsentee (Mail)
29323558

WhiteBlackOther
1461434

MaleFemale
126166
DemocratRepublicanOther
1506281

City of Winnfield Issues Boil Advisory

As a precaution, the City of Winnfield Water Department issued a boil advisory on Monday due to a broken main water line. As a result, customers may experience low water pressure or no water at all. This boil advisory is to remain in effect until otherwise noted.

The water boil advisory is issued for the following businesses: Ivan Smith, Wal-Mart, Burger King, Bank of Winnfield, Murphy’s, Rodeway Inn, and Dollar General.

It is recommended that all consumers disinfect their water before consuming or using it. The advisory includes water used for fountain drinks, making ice, brushing teeth, food preparation, or rinsing foods.

Disinfection by the following means: boil water for one full minute in a clean container. The one-minute starts after the water has been brought to a rolling boil. Once the water has been boiled, you may improve the taste of the water by shaking it in a closed container, pouring it from one clean container to another, or adding a small pinch of salt to each quart of water that is boiled.

Consumers should disinfect their water before consumption until otherwise notified.


Winn Parish Sheriff’s Office Arrest Report

Date: 3-10-22
Name: Zacchaeus Sanders
Address: Winnfield, LA
Race: Black
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Charge: Bench warrant, Failure to appear


Date: 3-10-22
Name: Bryan M Carr
Address: Minden, LA
Race: White
Sex: Male
Age: N/A
Charge: Failure to appear, Expire MUI sticker


Date: 3-14-22
Name: Stacy L Shaw
Address: Trout, LA
Race: White
Sex: Male
Age: 45
Charge: Operating a vehicle while intoxicated, Carless operation of a vehicle, Open container


Date: 3-15-22
Name: Robert Snelling
Address: Winnfield, LA
Race: White
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Charge: Simple Battery


Date: 3-15-22
Name: Micheal Rison
Address: Winnfield, LA
Race: White
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Charge: 2nd Degree Battery

This information has been provided by a law enforcement agency as public information. Persons named or shown in photographs or video as suspects in a criminal investigation, or arrested and charged with a crime, have not been convicted of any criminal offense and are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Register Now for the Louisiana Forest Festival Walk4Hope

Help us break the stigma!

Join Walk4Hope Saturday, April 23rd, at 8 AM at the Louisiana Forest Festival for a walk/run raising awareness for suicide prevention/mental health awareness.

Proceeds from entry fee/tshirt sales will be donated to Hope4Winn.

Participants will meet on the Coon Hunters Building side of the Winn Parish Fair Grounds.

Registration forms are due by April 1, 2022.

For any questions, please send an email to Hope4Winn by clicking here.

Download registration form below.


They Are NOT Just Mailing It In

Gus and Jezebel live next door, and sometimes Molly from a house over is there and sometimes even Duke from down the street. These are labs and herding dogs and mixes of athletic breeds, serious animals, and when the mailman or mailwoman come by each day, it is Armageddon, the Olympics of Barking.

And all these dogs are gold medal contenders.

No problem. Our mail carriers have more than once smiled at me and said, above the insane barking, “They love me.”

Maybe you don’t need a sense of humor to carry the mail, but I have to believe it helps. That, and spray repellant.

All this came to mind after a letter arrived alerting us that this is the 230th anniversary of the U.S. Postal System. The actual date that President George Washington created the modern-day post office is Feb. 20, 1792, so the letter was three weeks late but, hey, who’s counting?

I’m not, and here’s why:

The post office is a dart board for complaints. Stamps are too high. Service is slow. “Y’all make my dogs bark.”

Easy target.

But allow me to argue for my brothers and sisters at the USPS.

First of all, a “sort of” mail delivery had been in place since 1775, and Benjamin Franklin, you’ll remember from history class, was our first postmaster general. His salary was $1,000 annually. That’s a lot back then but … it would not have bought nearly as many stamps then as today.

Back then, a dollar equaled about 30 bucks in today’s dough. So a 12-cents stamp, the most fancy stamp you could get, one that would get a letter as far as you needed it to go—to one of the new states like, say, from Philly to Kentucky—would have cost between three and four bucks, if you’ll kindly do the math (because I can’t).

I just don’t understand why anyone would complain today that, for 50 cents, I can mail a check from my house to the insurance or electricity people instead of having to go to the actual address and hand it to the insurance or electricity people. It’s a bargain—and a lot better bargain than it was in 1792, when the “new” post office, in addition to other improvements, guaranteed lower mailing rates for newspapers, greatly advancing the idea of a free press.

Also back then the penalty for robbing a mail delivery person or stealing mail from the post office was death (see Sect. 17 of the Official Act). That’s right: The Big D. And you think 50 cents is a high price to pay.

Today the fine for such misguided tomfoolery is “only” five years in prison, which is no walk in the park but it beats having your mail and earthly address discontinued permanently.

So shut your pie hole!, you USPS bashers.

Finally, how do the mail sorters know how to do that? How can all this paperwork, all these envelopes of different sizes, come into One Building and people in there are fast enough, basically overnight, to get it into The Appropriate Piles?

And how do different carriers get My Mail to My House? Now and then I’ll get Jezebel or even Molly’s mail and will have to walk next door and trade, but still, even getting a letter from Fort Worth to within two doors of my house for half a dollar is cause for celebration, in my way of thinking.

Nobody’s perfect, but in a dog-eat-dog world, the USPS is carrying its weight and then some. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night—nor barking dog—stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Hat tippage.

I should mail them a thank-you note. (Think they’ll get it?)

Contact Teddy at teddy@latech.edu